This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
dAmnIt! has reached over 20,000 quotes!!!















Devious Comments
Comments
--
"Today, I went to take off her bra, and when I finally unhooked it from behind her, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML"
--
*The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper*
good job
--
--
They tried to tell her she would never be
as happy as a girl in a magazine.
Previous Page12345...Next Page